America’s first president, reimagined with a sharp punchline. This George Washington tee delivers clever satire with the line: “Chopped a Tree. Blamed the Kid.” A witty twist on the cherry tree legend, this shirt is perfect for history buffs, teachers, and anyone who loves smart humor woven into classic American history.

Shirt Details (Printify Comfort Colors 1717):

• 100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a vintage look

• Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability

• Soft-washed, preshrunk fabric for ultimate comfort

• Unisex sizing (S–3XL) with a classic crewneck design

• Made using sustainable, OEKO-TEX certified dyes

• Comfort Colors style 1717, known for long-lasting quality

This Washington shirt pairs perfectly with the rest of the WillowSlate presidential satire capsule — a bold, funny way to wear history.